.

God is like... 
BAYER ASPIRIN 
He works miracles. 

God is like...
a FORD 
He's got a better idea. 

God is like...
COKE 
He's the  real thing. 

God is like...
HALLMARK CARDS 
He cares enough to send His very best. 

God is like...
TIDE 
He gets the stains out that others leave behind. 

God is like...
GENERAL ELECTRIC 
He  brings good things to life. 

God is like...
SEARS
He has everything. 

God is like...
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him 

God is like...
SCOTCH TAPE 
You can't see Him, but you know He's there. 

God is like...
DELTA
He's ready when you are. 

God is like...
ALLSTATE 
You're in  good hands with Him. 

God is like...
VO-5 Hair Spray 
He holds through all kinds of weather. 

God is like...
DIAL SOAP 
Aren't you glad you have Him? 
Don't you wish everybody did? 

God is like...
THE U.S. POST OFFICE 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep 
Him from His appointed destination. 

God is like... 
Chevrolet
The heart beat of America 

God is like... 
Maxwell house... 
Good to the very last drop 

God is like...
B o u n t y
He is the quicker picker upper
can handle the tough jobs
and He won't fall apart on you 

A nice big thank you goes out to Ananda for sending this to me in e-mail :)